If you want to amuse yourself for an hour or two, bring up the concept of jacked lofts online.
Then get your popcorn, sit back and watch the internet’s golf Illuminati lose its collective mind.
Read through comments on Twitter/X, Facebook or Instagram and you’ll learn that, when it comes to conspiracies, loft-jacking is up there with the fake moon landing, the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and the 1966 swap of a dead Paul McCartney with a live look-alike.
Play the White Album backward, man. It’s all there.
The internet does love to decry the abomination of jacked lofts. Purists wish the industry would standardize and return to “traditional” lofts, whatever that means. Today’s column, however, intends to stir the pot like a Waring blender.












